Call me Louis

“You’re not a god then?”
“No, I was just mistaken for one.”
“So you’re an alien?”
“That’s racist, man.”
“Then a superhero?”
“No superpowers. Just skills.”
“A very particular set of skills, acquired over a long career”
“Yes actually. One of the benefits of immortality.”
“So–”
“Look, it’s simple. I’m from this planet. I’m even from this country. Just not this part of it. I’m from part at right angles to reality.”